If You were to launch a huge bottle rocket with Jenna Jameson straped on to it on the forth of July, captured it all on film, and then looked at the footage frame by frame, right on the second frame as it explodes into an array of colors in the sky, at one point you would see Jenna turn into Amanda leopore, then get splattered all over the sky,
Come see the fun house mirror of Jenna Jameson
If You were to launch a huge bottle rocket with Jenna Jameson straped on to it on the forth of July, captured it all on film, and then looked at the footage frame by frame, right on the second frame as it explodes into an array of colors in the sky, at one point you would see Jenna turn into Amanda leopore, then get splattered all over the sky,
Cats are out, Dead mice are in this fall!
So as I wrote a blog awhile back, Stating that cats were the latest "Fashion Pet" trend for fall 07. Well....toss your Feline friends aside, and Get a dead mouse broache, as seen here on Marc Jacobs A.I.D's 401k boyfriend. 
Yes, This Black plauge cotour piece Given to him by Courtney Love. Acording to TMZ, he refuses to take it off because it was given to him from the crack pot. She was probably smoking heroin with that mouse, her only friend in the world. At one point she probably thought that Kurt was probably reincarnated into that mouse.
I guess I should not really attack the gift, or the giver. But really attack the real story at hand...Who gives Marc Jacobs boyfriends gifts? Does anybody know his name besides Marc and Courtney?
Yes, This Black plauge cotour piece Given to him by Courtney Love. Acording to TMZ, he refuses to take it off because it was given to him from the crack pot. She was probably smoking heroin with that mouse, her only friend in the world. At one point she probably thought that Kurt was probably reincarnated into that mouse.I guess I should not really attack the gift, or the giver. But really attack the real story at hand...Who gives Marc Jacobs boyfriends gifts? Does anybody know his name besides Marc and Courtney?
Full Puss...
Our favorite lil' meth head is gonna have her own little meth buddy soon. Jody Sweedin Submitted her ultra sound pictures to TMZ today, as if we care about anything she does with her life. She should expect to get NO attention, she had tons of experiance with that on Full house.Hmmmm...how much did TMZ give her for that ultra sound? A quarter and a some raisin bran? Thats what I would have given her for and early picture of baby Sweedin. Poor kid, and by that I mean lil' Jody.
In 5 years expect TMZ to post this on their site:
with this headline: " a picture of Baby sweedin having flashbacks from the womb".
Seriously...
I don't even know why I'm writing about Britney's performance oon the VMA's last night, But here I go. Seriously guys????? Did people actually expect Britney to make this spectacular come back? All the talk about her through out the year was proof enough that her big bang was going to be a small fart. Thats Like you expecting me to be part of the 2008 Olympics, but all you see me do is eat Mcdonalds and watch t.v all day, and hear me say...I'll work out tommorow. A lot of yuo guys were expecting a "Charlette's web" story, where in the mist of all this talk about A dead popstar, she would come back and be "Remarkable", when really...all she ended up being was "some pig".
The birth defects of MOD
Did you ever want to know what having sex on a vespas would produce? Take a look at Paul wellers Son! Holy Crap! JAM MAN!.....Forget singing about a town called malice, start singing about your son named Alice!
ROBO PUSS
Along with baby wee-wee, I think I found another stocking stuffer for this Christmas. Meet Robo cat, Yes...A cat thats robotic and responds to things you do. You can rub its back and She purrs, or pull her tail and In 10 seconds you get a response!.
Why is he so lovable? Robo puss came Just in time for the artificial love movement sweeping the world! I can't wait to get my hands on this Lil' Puss. With my evil mind, I could do wonders. Imagine, Me throwing the cat in the ocean. Watching people react with disbelief, as I throw this MeowingCat gets flung inot the ocean. But then people would really get startled when Fluffy starts smoking and male-functioning. I would scream "WET CAT BOMB"!!!!!, then laugh as people run in panic. I would Probably get arrested and get sent to prison.
Hmmmm...maybe Robo cat Is'nt such a good toy for me to have. Maybe I should just buy the robo chic.
Why is he so lovable? Robo puss came Just in time for the artificial love movement sweeping the world! I can't wait to get my hands on this Lil' Puss. With my evil mind, I could do wonders. Imagine, Me throwing the cat in the ocean. Watching people react with disbelief, as I throw this MeowingCat gets flung inot the ocean. But then people would really get startled when Fluffy starts smoking and male-functioning. I would scream "WET CAT BOMB"!!!!!, then laugh as people run in panic. I would Probably get arrested and get sent to prison.
Hmmmm...maybe Robo cat Is'nt such a good toy for me to have. Maybe I should just buy the robo chic.
I mean, talk about a toy thats a one trick pony
I guess we as a growing planet have to accept the progress in the world of toys. I mean if we can tickle the fuck out of elmo, why cant we have a doll with an uncircumsized Pee pee that urinates on comand?
Do you feel dirty yet? I bet you do! I love how its the most annoying toy in the world. How it constantly just says "mommy, mommy, wee-wee, wee-wee". They should call this wreck of a doll baby poo poo, just by the way he walks, it looks like he has a present for you and it aint Wee-wee. If any sick,mindless child in decides this is what she wants for a gift, I would have her head examined. Even worst, imagine if your son wanted it!...yikes.
Do you feel dirty yet? I bet you do! I love how its the most annoying toy in the world. How it constantly just says "mommy, mommy, wee-wee, wee-wee". They should call this wreck of a doll baby poo poo, just by the way he walks, it looks like he has a present for you and it aint Wee-wee. If any sick,mindless child in decides this is what she wants for a gift, I would have her head examined. Even worst, imagine if your son wanted it!...yikes.
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