Its true...They'll get you in the end!

Lately I've been Obsessed with the movies "ghoulies". I have not watched that movie since 1985, I won't rent it, but I'm lucky to catch it on T.V. on a Sunday. Its not the story that attracts me, Its the fact that it is one of the worst horror movies ever made.
The word "ghoulie" is so wonderful. Don't you love that word? "Ghoulie"? I think the person who wrote the screenplay was so genius. I always thought that it could have had a 80's flare. Imagine if you would, the greatest homage to 80's fun in a bad 80's movie. I would have added a Montage of ghoullies, just "kicking back" but causing havoc at the same time. Here are some scenes that I came up with, that still probably would have ended up on the cutting room floor:

Imagine all this set to "The heat is on" by Glenn Frey, in a 2 minute montage of Ghoulie fun:

CLIP 1: We flash to the ghoulies poolside, with "risky Buisness" sunglasses on and laying on a lounge chair. The smart one
turns to the stupid one, and ask's him to put lotion on him, in ghoulie talk
"OJFHSDJFHJ GHDGJHJS khJHJHJSDNKJKNfhjhfgjdhj"
but the stupid one eats it, and his mouth catches on fire,and the all the ghoulies laugh.
CLIP 2: We flash to a clothing store, and for some reason the head Ghoulie finds jeans his size( its the 80's anything goes)..posses in the mirror and Says in Ghoulie talk:
"DSHGHJDFGHJG HSJHDJHJ JHJSHDJHSJK HJKDHSJKDHJK"
In in subtitle, it says "does these jeans make my butt look big?"
CLIP3: Were in the same shop, and one ghoulie has a wig on, and he is facing the rack, and employee comes up to it and asks him:
"Do you need any help finding anything, Miss"
And then the ghoulie turns around, and sighs and moans in a ghoulie way, with the look of love in his eyes, and the employee freaks out.


AHHHHHH...ghoulie........This time I love something, on this blogg....

One hit wonder #1

If you have ever been to a wedding, usually the not so hip, D.J would play this song. It would play between Cool and the gang's "Celebration" and that annoying Jive bunny song (you know wich one i'm talking about). O.M.C had a hit with their Tropical island song "How Bizzare". Sung by a group of somoans, especially the lead singer who was the equivelent to a guido in the Somoan community. I hate this song everytime it comes on. But...I some times catch myself singing along. Just to annoy myself and to make fun of it. So....If you want to know the rest?....HEY! buy the rights.....HOW BIZZARE!


UPDATE: I found this picture of the Jive bunny It was on google, and I hate it.

you BOTHER, Tina YOTHERS

Was I the only one that thought Tina Yothers was an ugly girl? She was such an awkward looking person growing up. She was not made for the 80's. Maybe now, her as a teen, that would work, but God fucked up, with that. She looked like a human Cabbage Patch doll. Bulbous features, thats raspy, voice. She was an amazon woman,Thick all over. Its sad really, How the only blonde with Brunette sibllings, is the ugly duckling.

NERD CRACK

Have you ever been invited to be part of the "Role-playing" experience? I Would tell you that I can't believe I did, but it did happen to me. Stupid shit like that always happens to me. My neighbor is a 35 year old Dungeons and Dragons fan, He would do the routine Role-playing every friday night. He was a high Warlock or something stupid like that. Being the lonely, curtious neighbor he is, he thought that along with fashion design, Dungeons and Dragons go along with fashion, just like peanut butter and jelly. Being asked by him was almost surreal. Kind of like those " I never thought it would happen to me" stories.
Well...I refused his invite many times, not because I had plans, but simply because I knew it was wrong. He would try to make plans with me to play, and everytime, I would refuse. I wanted to say, "Listen here creep, I don't wan't any of your Nerd crack".
They teach you about drugs in school, but what about Peer preasure of the nerd world? How will you learn to say NO? Maybe I need to put the dangers of D&D pushers out, or maybe this blog is a start.

I felt funny........but it was not funny

Ok....I'll make this quick so we can get to the fun part. "The Torkelsons" as in PUKE. A short lived show about a southern family, single mom raising ugly kids, and the token cute girl, who never was.
Ok, let me slip my tounge into this french "pop culture'" kiss. Imagine if this family moved in to your neighborhood? The white family on a block filled with minorities,everyone has had neighbors like this.Yeah, thats them, the family that stays a year and is on to the next city. The Annoying family, that want to be the bread winners of any community they move into, and of course, they move around allot.
Chaos will ensue, when Purity gets mixed into the "gumbo" of the city. That family is fucked. The Daughter will be swept away by some gangster and become a Chola, and get her ass kicked by every other chola because she is a "poser" or a "slut", and really, she has become one.
Or the mom would be so nosey and see your having a bar-b-que, come over, be standing at the door for 15 minutes. You come to the door, and she ask's you something stupid, Like, "what time is it"? just to be invited in to your party, and then she takes a buttload of leftover "carne asada".
Even worst, you relate to the eldest son. He soon invites you over to his place. You go into his room and it smells like old Mcdonald french fries and his cat smells like ciggerettes. You get a strange wiff of pee, every now and then as you eat the bologne sandwich they gave you, and you find out that pee smell is comming from under the bed, and its his little sister.

The fat friends always are the first!

Remember when Natalie Lost her Virginity on the "Facts Of Life"?.....Yeah...me neither. I think I stopped watching it when they started to bring characters in like "Pippa". But apparently, Natalies character lost her virginity to her long time Boyfriend "Snake". We never saw him, just heard about this rebellious older guy, taking advantage of the awkward teen who's only comfort was being a wise ass and food.

Tori not so F-amos in my book

My ex gave me the final reason to hate Tori Amos, the reason was, he liked her. Befor the needle he gave me broke my back, I was fine with ignoring the "corn flake" girl, and everything she did. Tori Has never really attracted me, I've listened, I've critiqued, I've had my taste of her. She is the corn candy of the music industry, you have one peice and your done for the year.
I like to call Tori Amos a "Safe" artist. When I Say "Safe" artist, I mean, its a persons last attempt at being what they think is cool, because, they are really scared to like real music. Allot of the Tori Amos fans I met (I think i've only met one so far, and that was my ex) Tend to have this distorted View on her and how she is a genius. No.....Einstein is a genius, Tori, she's just a piano player. I like allot of different music, and have my favorites, but when you start comparing Tori to every single band I like( Like my ex did to me) as an Innovator, and so ground breaking, is like comparing Bologne to salmon. Sorry, hunny, Tori Amos is not like Joanna Newsom.
I don't think I ever listened to a full C.D of hers, ever. Her whining, and heavy breathing makes me feel like my ear is being poked repeatedly by a needle. I think I also get tired of her singing about abortions and Butterflys.
I feel sorry for any artist, who has to redeem any "bad" carreer choices in their life, where they have to write a song about it. "Never was a corn flake girl"...yeah you were, It's documented.
Tori Lovers are those kids that desperately wanted to be individualist, bu had know one to relate too, except a fat friend, with a burgandy bob hair-do. The one's who wore anarchy patches, but had to be home by 10:00pm. Or more like the people that you tell your life about, and all you did, and how you dressed, and the tell you they got Highlights once in highschool, and everyone thought they were so weird, for doing that.
Tori has a new C.D out. American Doll Posse or something like that. A Musical mind trip into her fucked up head, where, Oh my god! she Plays multiple characters....who are basically, all Bad girls. OOOOOHHHH, How artsy of you Tori, even though you did it onces befor. Maybe no one was looking, so....give it another Whirl.
I know Tori looks up to David Bowie, and has even written a song about him, or I should say it has his name in the title. But when you mess around with alter egos, like Bowie, Just stop! Please! Your not cool like David bowie....ok. Your more like Garth Brookes and his atempt at his stupid, short lived alter ego, where he looked like an awkward, gothic lesbian, dancing at a gothc club.

Sugar Bro

Its emabarassing to have someone come on to this blog and the first picture they see is Mark McGrath. Yeah, but I think the name of this Blogger, can Justify it. I hate Mark Mcgrath just for being alive.
What I do hate most about Mark? What i hate is that Fossil of a hair-do he has been "Sport'n" for years. Its not like its the best Hair-do in the world, Or as Significant as a classsic, crisp white button up shirt that will never go out of style in the world of fashion. I have to admit though, that I did have his hair-do, way befor he bursted on the scene. I think I had it in high school, and I'm 30 years old now.
How can someone stick to the same thing day after day, year after year? I get irritated when I see him, In his wife beater, black dickies, and creepers, His spikey, Hot topic hair singing or hosting. There are times that he changed it a little, but just like a alchoholic, most likely, they go back to it, And He has.
In 20 years, we will look back to this time and make fun of it all. I can just see some, cool, Ironic scenster thats into pop culture ( Guilty as charged), be mark Mcgrath for halloween, cause his persona will be so obscure.

Are you a Fag? Or do you play one on T.V?

Like many people out there, I'm aware of your show "Extreme Make overs: Home Edition". I have to admit that the few times I've watched it, I did tear up at the end of the show. How can you not feel sorry for that family of 20, that live in a 1 bedroom house, with no toilets, and they all have disabilities?
So the show starts off wth a discussion of how pathetic and poor the family is, and discussing how Timmy loves race cars, but he has no arms, so lets give him a tire for a bed. Your team drives up in your air conditioned winnibego, Wakes up the neighbors with your scratchy, peppermint patty voice, invades their home at the buttcrack of dawn and sends the family all to Florida, to meet the Mouse, and burn in the hot sun. Then, with no time waisted, you demolish their shack, with the help of the neighborhood. Your team soon creates a house suited with the weirdest gadgets and tools to help this family. The sad part of it is you leave them stuck with the bill, months down the line to pay for the electric bill. But hey....you did your part...Right? Good Samaritans always win!
So...My question is Mr. Pennington, Are you gay? I've always wondered. I Don't find you sexy or someone I would have sex with if I was bored and lonely at a party. I was just wondering, and too lazy to read up on you. I think I want your sexuality to always reamain a Mystery to me. Like the Bermuda triangle or Who shot J.R.?
I think I get Irritated that I can't figure you out, Or if you are gonna come out. Yep...out of that closet, your probably decorated thanks to Sears. Heck, If I lived in a plush, pimped out closet, I would stay in there as long as I can. I think its like a sick addiction, trying to get an answer, when in the end its like who cares?
Its like the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg? we all have our take on it. Granted, you look like a freshly hatched chicken, with your golden highlights, your so-so body, your sears wardrobe, and your ability to think that being such a sweet guy, is totaly Uber hot. I know you play the "modest" card allot, and I apreciate it, I really do apreciate any ounce of modesty in anybody. But, sometimes your trying to sell ice to this Eskimo.

She Wore a Raspberry toupe.....

The kind you find in a second hand store.

Little Tijauna

My ex boyfriend loved to shop at Kohls, well, untill he met me atleast. But a few times he went on shopping sprees there. I tagged along once or twice, because I gave him the bennifit of the doubt, that He can find his size there. I understand shopping sprees, but not at Kohls. I'm sorry, but I don't understand why a grown man of 35 would shop there, especialy in the young mens section. I don't know, but I don't need a Tony Hawk striped polo with a skull on it.
The over abundance of familys that frequent this hell hole, suprises me. Pure madness, and for what? A sale on towls? I'd rather shop at wal-mart.

Mcsad

grimace |ˈgriməs; griˈmās| noun an ugly, twisted expression on a person's face, typically expressing disgust, pain, or wry amusement :
she gave a grimace of pain.
verb [ intrans. ] make a grimace : I sipped the coffee and grimace

Have MERCY......

If your gonna write a sitcom, you Know that you have a Laurel to your Hardy, a cagney to your lacey,and a Kimmy to your D.J. "Full House" was one of those shows that were so Sweet, that it made your stomach hurt, like when you see a child with a disability. if you were watching it, you were probably home, on a Friday night, and feeling pathetic because you were home watching this crap. I have to admit that I did get Mesmorized by the Olsen twins, but I really tuned into see Kimmy Gibler. We are or know someone who is her completely. Thats why sitcoms are gold, because we can relate in some weird way to the characters. She was not pretty at all, I look back at her now and think "she looks like as fucked up as Hilary Swank, all face and over bite, minus the oscars. In my head, I had predicted the future of Kimmy, I think we all did. There are two things I had Invisoned for Kimmie for the later years.
DRUGS!!!! Someone like her does not stay away from danger, I picture her Getting into the "crunk" scene. She would probably crave the attention from her Pusher, some big black guy with a grill, who would beat her little whit ass, and sexually abuse her, but thats all hard work, just for a rock or two, its hard earned pay. Or I picture her on the streets of San Francisco, in acid wash jeans, A dirty San Francisco sweatshirts, and dirty shoes, wondering aimleslly, and begging for anything. Not really a Crack whore, but really a Transient. Poor Kimmy, your rebelious nature, made you look like such a winner. If all that was true, and I ran into her in that state of being, and she asked me for change, I would be glad to give her change. As long As I can put it in her cup, put my two thumbs up and Say "You got It, Dude".

W.W.M.D? ( what would Madonna do?)

Do you think Madonna would adopt this African child? I would have to guess....NO!
It took Madonna a few platinum albums, being crucified on every tour, to make a sex book, and to date Michael Jackson, to finally realize, I want to help the less fortunate than me. So where does every celebrity go to prove a big point, to Africa. Thats a great idea. Go to a country where an penny can feed a child for a year. YAY!!! to celebrity's like Madonna, Basically it makes a statement like " ME, RICH, WHITE LADIE, YOU POOR PEOPLE....HA HA HA".
How about we tell Madonna and other celebrity's, from this point on, why dont you give all your profits that you make, to poor African children? NO!!!! thats unrealistic, but what is realistic is ask the millions of poor Americans to donate, the money that they don't have to these causes.
Why are we praising these ccelebrity's for doing "good"? Do we not see that this is a trend among the rich and the famous? By next year the new Crises would be "feed the Eskimos". You know cause all of a sudden their starving and need rescue from their climate. You know and the whales attack have gone from 3 to 4 in the past 5 years. DONATE NOW!
We as Americans are sometimes blind, or even dumb founded by a celebrity holding a starving child....only if that celebrity, had a hit movie or a number one song. What about Sally Struthers? Everyone made fun of her for going to Africa, befor it got all trendy.

Afro, no, Its a KOFRO

OK!!! WE GET IT...your Korean and your mom does not speak english. Your a fag hag and you have wieght issues....Lets talk about something else. I still stand by my whole thing on Ms. Cho......When ever she tells jokes about her gay friends, It makes me want to become a straight person who hates Koreans, and punch her in the stomach...Take that, This one is for Cho momma...

The Great Pie Trap

I used yo adore lemon merengue as a child. That used to my favorite desert, My mouth would water at any sign of this lemon treat. I used to love the light, fluffy, topping, that made the pie so tempting. So now I'm older and frankly, I think its one of the sickest pies out there, next to chocolate pudding pie. This pie is a TRAP! It lures you with its white goodness, and then you take you first indulgent bite, and BAM! your in lemon hell, you fall straight down. You get stuck in this golden yellow quick sand. People should stop making this! Is it even made of real lemons? Or just lemon juice? This pie has become my worst enemy, I loath you Lemon merengue, I loath you.

DEAR BLOG, Its me

I know the last post was me venting and even though I mean it, there might be someof you out there that have that on your page. So I want to appoligize, by saying....

I'm SURI

MYSPACE:PLEASE!!!STOP IT!!!!!I KILL ME NOW

You know someone is a lame ass, when they have one of these on there myspace page. I can't stand these "South Park" create your own Chracter things. They drive me up the wall!!! Is iti suppose to be so COOl, man or funny? It's neither! When will the madness end? Its as anoying as that random,clipart , flash of lips or something and it says "thanks for the add", or that asian kid dancing in a black dress. Enough people, Those things seperate the loser from the rest. There should be rules to these things.....RULE #1: DON'T. Can we PLEEEEAASSSSEEE, gets some originality?....All that shit is making the "myspace" world As lame as it is already. No more girl with fucked up teeth saying, look it I found your girlfriend. WE GET IT!!!!! HA HA! Its as funny when I saw it 900 times ago on everyones page,
I REALLY CANT FUCKEN STAND IT.....I think I just beat my dog to death, due to the result of this blog.

Why were you Famous?

I hate Sinbad. I don't even know why he is famous. He's the equivalent to your annoying uncle that farts and talks like donald duck to make you laugh. NOT FUUNY.

THIS JUST IN...

Was mac and me even a bigger Rip off than we think?

(thanks hot mom)

Thats so RAVEN

Raven Symone Had a short Stint at being a hip hop artist at the height of her "Cosby Show" career. I love Raven, as much as the next person, but there is none next to me at this point. "Heres' to new dreams" was a C.D that came out and honestly, like Millions of celebraties out there, New dreams became one star in the mass universe of celebratie C.D.s. I don't know much, but I do know that she had made a track called "Hip-Hop teddy bear". The song was aimed towards the Youth of america. Campy, yes, Educational, No.
Here are the lyrics to the song, every body sing along:

"Hip Hop Teddy Bear
Hip Hop Teddy Bear

hickory dickory dock
yes yes ya'll and we dont stop left foot right foot any foot at all
lets get on the dance floor at this palace ball
little Jack corner just sits in the corner hes a pot of fire his face heats warmer
someones at the door knock knock whos there its Jimmy crack corn and I dont care
whos on the microphone
in the hot chair I do declare
its the hip hop teddy bear doodle doodle doodle with your ryhmes and riddles the monkeys in the middle while the cat plays the fiddle
maybe its man but you still have to dance cause hip hop teddy bears always there
so come on everybody gather around the grove even mother goose & Dr. sues get spooked cause
The Hip Hop Its My Jam Teddy Bear 4x
paddy cake paddy cake 123 sing another ryhme for the nursery
Jake & Jill is on the wheels still we just chill from noon until the palace is piling
at the bouncing ball humpty dumpty just sits on the wall
Cinderella brought a fella
and hes dressed in white she leaves otta site just before mid night
well tear up the let the bridges fall down the hip hop teddy bear with the funky sound
goldy locks on the spot and she rocks
non-stop everybody in the house say hip hop hip hop
and you dont stop
hes my buddy hes my pal hes my very best friend cause hes so cool
I wanna hang with him cause hes the
Hip Hop Its My Jam Teddy Bear 4x
here we go here we go
its my jam I like that
its my jam I'm outta here boy
Hip Hop Teddy Bear 9x"

Do you have a headache yet?

I love her

Thanks Mike!!!!
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

Hogan knows best

When I was young, I used to watch The Hogan family. Today, I can't even remember one episode. I can't even remember these characters name, and....frankley...to lazy to do my research on this stupid show.
So, what sparked me to do this blog? Well....The picture sparked an interest. I know I had a "crush" on each of them at different times. I forget which one I liked first. Which came first the chicken or the egg? I don't know, maybe, I'll remember later.
Now, I ask myself again...who strikes you? My answer would be the one with the Zack Morriss sweater on. Maybe, because there is is that Butch factor going on. Now, the other one, not so much. He looks Like a CREEP.

I don't get this

I HATE THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much.....Why did I find this?

Crystal Clear

All the Celebraties with Glass eyes step to the front please.....

Mac & Cheese

What was the whole fascination with ripping off trend big blockbusters in the 80's? You have your Gremlins to your Ghoulies, and you have this treasure, Mac And Me, the poor man's E.T. I hate this movie with a passion! It's almost to the point of insulting my intelegence. Did they think that we would not recognize the similarities of it trying to be E.T. ?
Geez....I think everyone needs to rent this and watch this, if you have never scene this disaster.
Basically, here is the outline of why this is such a ripp off of E.T:
1. boy finds an allien in a rural area, gives him a fucked up name
2.Alien is trying to find his way home, and trys to communicate.
3.the aliens family is looking for him, they search far and wide
4.the kid gets the alien hooked on sugar, in this movie, it was coke.
5. Boy tries to hide the alien from the world
6. alien finds his family

Ok...so now lets do an outline of why this movie is in no way like E.T., because, to the producers, Mcdonalds and MGM, this is nothing like E.T., it's diffrent( as they say it with a wink):
1. Sad, but true, they make the kid a cripple and pair him up with an obnioxious friend.
2.at one point, they take mack to mcdonalds, in a bear costume, where he dances on the tables
3. They family gets reunited due to the boys help, they become citizen of California, and drive away in a pink cadilac...................WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
They really expected us to buy this shit?
If they really wanted to make a knock of of E.T., Why could'nt they produce a porno?...A porno with the same storyline, but the alien had three nuts.
They could have titled it.....E.T.: THE EXTRA TESTICLE.

Danny Cooksey....you scare me

In the last seasons of "Diff'rent strokes", Gary Colman lost his cute charm, he just became a wierd looking little man, Dana Plato was no longer on the show, and Todd,well, He just blended in with the funiture.
Q:So what would any normal,depreciating, sitcom do under the cloud of sit-com death?
A: Bring in the most annoying looking and acting kid, Danny Cooksey, A.K.A "Sam Mckinney".
That annoying little spit fire, with the red Super-bowl of all bowl cuts. What were they thinking? Lets get a new Arnold? No one can top Arnold, you would have to fill some big shoes, or little shoes, or.....whatever, you get my point. Did they not learn anything with Cousin Oliver, from The Brady Bunch?
I'm glad in the darkness of the shadow, they needed a light, so they brought in the lovely Dixie Carter. They were kind of smart, they knew the audiance would be needing a ying to a really bad, annoying yang. It calmed me down to hear, the future, Ms.Sugerbaker, say " Now,Sam....Eat your super...it's gonna get cold".
So...Now, where did that falling star land? He had a small role, As Eddie "FUCKING" Ferlongs, Rebeliouse good friend in "Terminator 2:judgment day" where he traded in his bowl cut for a mullet (oh....Danny....quit it with the bad hair choices,will ya). He was also in a short lived show the early 90's called Camp wannaeatyour shorts or something like that, at this point I don't care, and Frankly, this is porbably the only type of homage out there to him in this day and age. His life is as loud as an echo, loud at first but just fades.
I did my research, and I found out that there is a "Cooskey clan". Kind of like Hanson on acid. His journey continued, with his brothers, in a band called "Bad 4 Good".
Bad4Good was a heavy metal band formed in 1991 by guitarist Steve Vai. It was the Cooskey Brothers, Jamming off of there brothers Little success.
I wonder if Dixie Picked up there C.D, in support of her "good friend". If she did, I'm pretty sure she enjoys track number 3 'Bangin' time again".

The last thing I tried to read, but got bored and decided at some point in this story, any succes he displays is irrelevant. Or at least would like to think so. So I guess he is doing some voice over stuff for some cartoon, A job that seems to be popular with aging child actors, who look like they have turned into Garbage Pail kids.

What do you do?

Do I laugh with her?

GLAM-MA OF THE WEEK

A gift of Granola

I know its good to be creative, and recycle and stuff, but whats going on here? Is this some sort of a lesbian version of a dream catcher? Does it trap the Great "MUFF"prusuit? ANd when did Starwars figures become artwork for walls? MAY THE GRANOLA BE WITH YOU!

I will be your father figure,put your tiny hands in mine...

I hope this kid turns out to be the biggest Barbera Striesand lover out there.

Carnage face kids

I feel sorry for the kid who had hoped for a Cabbage Patch Kid for Christmas, and got this instead.

Screw the golden years!

Have you ever wondered where the golden girls and the silver foxes get there outfits? Not only comfort, but style, age appropriate, but with a little P'nash? Check out some of the current trends in leisure wear:

Page 1: "SASSY GAL"

10-1: "Fresh and Floral": feeling a little humble? Are the girls teasing you? Do they tell you, "Jane....you smell like death farted on you", Don't worry, you'll have their noses ready for your presence, with style"Fresh and floral" .Its gonna Look like you just rolled in a garden, and not fell in one.

10-4:" Lolly-Polly": Brighten up your drab wardrobe with The "lolly-polly". When you just had cake, but the cake wont have you. Don't stress, easy no hassle dress, can make life easy on the "golden pot". no crazy snaps to pro-long you from Proving your point to the cake, "oh no mr. cake....I got this under control".

10-6:"Helter Skelter": Every one knows a wild, rambunctious Glam-ma, who just likes to "kick back", every now and then. This Smock is perfect! Hey sexy Momma, drive them foxes crazy!

Sex drawf

Don't ask me how I found this picture....but lets give him a name, I think I will call him,Princess toad stool.

Did I miss the memo?

Cornfed Vs Cornrows

Umm....what do you think your doing mister? Whats with the braids and pony-beads? Did you lose a bet? Did you think this hair-do was so "exotic"? What ever it is, You should have thought about it. White guys with braids are as silly as white guys with afros.

I don't Get it

Looking at this picture has had me scratching my head so long, I think my scalp is beeding. Ok.....your a Drag queen that just got out of the military, and you clean windows? Are you a tranny in training, and there is some transvestite boot camp outthere?

Let's do the time crap again

If you plan to do the time warp, and go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show...please don't, if this is the best you can do. There is a right way and a wrong way to dress up and pay homage to this classic b-movie, and this is not the right way. This looks like a mess....It looks like if some director decided to bring together "FlashDance","Staying Alive", and "Rocky Horror", in one big cornacopia of gay rainbow colored vomit, and called it A film.

Drag Race

If we all drove cars that resembled shoes, You know the drag queen comunity would all be driving this hot pink Heel. This model is called the "Manolo Mobile". I can picture the upper class Driving up to a ritzy place, getting the valets attention, and say "pardon me....can you park my shoe". Better yet...When you put some rims on it, and get a system...you can simply say...."I PUMPED My car"...

To all the modest people out there......

.....things can be worst, you could look like a peanut in drag.

Bag of oranges

Is this how the Japanese culture perceives us Americans to be? Looking like we took a bath in tang. Orange, Blonde and Glitzy, So Hollywood, So Paris....Hilton, that is. Who in America looks like an Happy Orange wearing neon and animal prints? The only oranges I see are at the market or being sold at the corners, along with roses and peanuts.
Lets give this Japanese "trend" a hand. I would love to read an article in a Japanese Fashion mag. I can see it now...." Orange is the new Black". I'm just waiting for the trend of adopting african babys to hit the streets of Harajuku. Because you know, Black babys make the best accesoire, they match your new Gucci bag. And besides, Chihuahuas...were so last season.

She uses Tussy

Do you think she's looking for a man? or She looks like a man?Don't know, but she's letting us know "I charge by the hour". I would have love to have seen this in person. Imagine this drunk Jabberwaki, Pumping and a griding acting like a "Who you calling a ho?" circus act.
If you use your imagination, just picture a toilet behind her. That expression on her face would be the look of complete gratification, after taking the biggest rice poo of the day, from days of constiopation.
You keep on doing what you do stranger, and will keep doing what were doing....ignoring you.