The Great Pie Trap


I used yo adore lemon merengue as a child. That used to my favorite desert, My mouth would water at any sign of this lemon treat. I used to love the light, fluffy, topping, that made the pie so tempting. So now I'm older and frankly, I think its one of the sickest pies out there, next to chocolate pudding pie. This pie is a TRAP! It lures you with its white goodness, and then you take you first indulgent bite, and BAM! your in lemon hell, you fall straight down. You get stuck in this golden yellow quick sand. People should stop making this! Is it even made of real lemons? Or just lemon juice? This pie has become my worst enemy, I loath you Lemon merengue, I loath you.