Seperated at birth

Lauryn Hill is : Harpo marx or an angry poodle with make-up on. YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Big Car, Little drunk

TLC's "Little people, Big World" star, Matthew Roloff, was aressted for D.U.I on Jun 19. Police pulled over lil' Matt because his mini van was swerving on the road.

In my opinion, The police pulled Midgy Matt over because they maybe thought he was a freakeshly large child behind the wheel. They should have just Arrested him for being a Midget driving a car, pulled over and Arrested for M.U.I, MIDGET UNDER the Influence. I have never seen a Midget driving a car, and would probably not want to, unless I had a death wish. Just imagine, a drunk midget in a mini-van.....WATCH OUT!!!! A story like this is straight out of a John waters film.

Could'nt he have played the 'Little Person" card, and say the officers "Give me a break!!! I'm a midget driving a car!!" and then put a spell on them like Midgets do.

Sunday, Monday "NAPPY DAYS"!!!

I remember in the earlie 80's when the "Happy Days" was in sindication, but still going on chanel 7. Still put-put'n along, like that beat up old truck on the freeway, doing 30 in a 60 mph lane. The poor show caught up tp speed and the whole cast soon became 80's in the 1960's. The only Character that satyed the same for the whole 11 years, was Good ol' Fonzie. motorcycle jacket( more like a members only jacket) white t-shirt, blue jeans, and motorcycle boots, that look was here to stay. Talk about dedication.

New cast members came and went. "Arnolds" Got a new owner, Mr. Miagi from the "karate Kid" series, I don't know the actors name, but he will always be Mr,miagi to me. Was he Japanese or a korean, I don't know, but Like everything else in the 80's, It went under "NEW" managment. I'm suprised "Arnolds" did not start serving Teriyaki chicken Bowls.

The show had a couple sucesful spin offs, Lavern and Shirley and Mork and Mindy. One short lived spin off that flopped, was "Jonie loves Chachi".

Why give us this Crap? The viewers out in T.V. land want shows about Aliens named Mork, and Two lesbians living in Milwaukee. I would have rather watched a show simply called "Chachi". I mean I loved "Charles in charge", that was HIt! Same Idea, but he loves kids.

I blame the demise of The "Happy Days" empire on lil Mrs. kentucky fried hair, Erin Moran.

Now these days she's looking all hot, as in BURNT! She looks like a burnt victim. Was she in a fire and no one told the public? Look at her hair, its all nasty and over processed, it all looks as if she had a bad perm acciedent.

Her hair stylist probably answered her suggestion of a "new look" and deep fryed her hair.

i don't Know what Erin Is doing these days, She is probably on some stupid "tell all" book tour about the sexually abusive cast and how she is scared for life. Oh Erin Moran,.....its more like EVEN MORONIC. Heres a little "MORAN" trivia, Erins brother, Tony Moran, was the person behind the mask of "Micheal Myers" in the first halloween. So creepy, oh...those darn MORANS!

Stop the PRESS!!!!: Trend forcast for fall 2007

Chihuahuas and African babies are out this fall, Acording to this picture I found on a fashion forcast website. Its all about big fat pussys as an accessorie.

I hate when people try to come up with an Ironic trends, especially a living thing that they can decorate with expensive cloths and jewlery. What are people gonna start doing now? Act like villans wth this new cat Trend? Are we gonna see Fashionistas petting their Puss, with a black bob, big black glasses, white pearls, and a black turtle neck uni-tard, Laughing diabolically, as they order their Mocha-frapacino?

I think I'm gonna start a new trend, to counter act the stupiness of the whole pet craze. I might get a midget, and call him an imidget. I would make him or her matching outfits, to cordinate with mine. so...My trend forcast this season...is midgets..in every color and all sizes. Get rid of your man bag, fellas, you new "accessory" can carry your new iphone.

CASA DE VINO!!!

Someone needs to go to the mall instead of rehab! and buy a new outfit. Amy must be rich, Cause everytime I see her, she is in this outfitt and it loks like she spends no money on cloths. But, Geez, Amy, stop wearing light colors if your gonna wear that outfitt all the time.

I mean Britney looks well put together more than Amy, and britney is nuts. I love Amy Winehouse, I really do. But get some glamour girl! please! do it for your country, or something, anything. When I first saw amys look, I thought to myself " Oh cool....someone is rocking the bee-hives....and that girls are gonna start looking like elvira, finally something new, an upadate to Greasy hair".