In my opinion, The police pulled Midgy Matt over because they maybe thought he was a freakeshly large child behind the wheel. They should have just Arrested him for being a Midget driving a car, pulled over and Arrested for M.U.I, MIDGET UNDER the Influence. I have never seen a Midget driving a car, and would probably not want to, unless I had a death wish. Just imagine, a drunk midget in a mini-van.....WATCH OUT!!!! A story like this is straight out of a John waters film.
Could'nt he have played the 'Little Person" card, and say the officers "Give me a break!!! I'm a midget driving a car!!" and then put a spell on them like Midgets do.