Spice Girl reunion= Heart burn

Its been a couple years since the "Spice Girls" decided that Sharing the spolight is not they're cup of tea, and departed. I don't even rember when they broke up, but honsestly, I don't think no one cared, Maybe the only one who cared was some shoe company that just put in an order for 50 thousand pairs of british flag plattform sneakers, did give a shit.
So now its 2007,and With a few failed attempts as solo artist, and Posh getting all the attention and the tanning creams, the "Spice Girls" decide to reunite for one more dose of Girl power.
I mean...I'm kind of excited to see what they'll do. Like what will be they're hook. Will Posh spice even open her mouth? Or will she just pose there like a skinny, Squeezed orange,with that expression on her face. You know that that stupid expression, That one that your mom would give you, when you were doing something bad. Where her eyes get all huge, and her stare is so peircing, you know what her eyes are saying.
I think they should not get back together, they should just keep on doing what they're doing. I mean I don't miss the spice girls. But when I do miss them, I just go to the local 99 cent store, and in the toy section, next to the mexican Barbie, you have all the spice girls figurines you can have, for 99 cents, and thats enough "spice" in my life.

BAD! BAD! BAD! Child actor pt 1

I think this Is my favorite thing in the world of pop culture, or generally in life itself, Child actors who come out of their closet of some sort. We all tend to look forward to gossip or can't Beileive that Lil So-n-so would be gay or addicted to drugs. But why not? Their only human and can get addicted or have a bad streak of luck. I guess we see the their Characters, like Lil Steph from "Full House" Be adicted to meth. I'm not Lauging at addiction, but I do laugh at who gets addicted. Stephanie tanner? Addicted to meth? WHAT?!?! What happend to that clean, holsome, lil girl that got up staged by twins and an older sister who dealt with her weight?. What Happend to that lil sweetie who lost her cuteness by the second season? WHere is that Little firecraker who rode the shirt tales of 3 older men and one gloden Retriver? Why would she ever do such a thing? better yet...WHO WOULD GET STEPHANIE TANNER HOOKED ON METH?????I don' know....but I know her evil twin is doing meth. Maybe it was uncle Jessie that did it. I mean he did ride motorcycles and was into that stuff called "ROCK "N" ROLL". And you know what goes along with "ROCK "N" ROLL", women, Booze and METH! Maybe it was Danny Tanner...HER FAUX-FATHER! I mean if I had to work with "SAGGOT"( as I like to call him, drop the Bob, its useless)I would be on some sort of drug. It was not uncle Joey, He was on acid. I know who it was!!! Prime suspect #1! KIMMIE GIBBLER!!!! I mean I did blog about her a while ago (go down and you'll read) And I predicted that she would be a "NARCOTIC NANCY" by now.
BOO-HOO! to Hollywood, turning good people into Rich, useless, problem cases. But who would not kill to have been a child actor all grown up, Telling the world about how you got addicted to some narcotic, and fucked Mick Jagger.

You don't have to wear plattform sandles, to have an attitude

What happend to Cool? Is this picture of Prince in plattform sandles the memo to let us all know "Cool is dead"?

Money troubles call for Shasta..

There are Coke drinkers and then there are shasta Drinkers. I don't think I ever heard the "shasta" answer in the "which do you prefer Coke or pepsi?" challenge. I always grew up with coke, and my parents never bought us shasta. It was always looked down upon, and was as prestiges as a food stamp.
When you went over to your friends house, and they served you "COKE", you would taste it and think to yourself...."This ain't COKE!!! this is Shasta...they must be having money troubles". Which soda gives you more bang for your buck? Shasta does! Where else can you get 3 liters of soda for .99 cents... that big ass bottle that can't even fit in your fridge. So you leave it out, "yum!!!I Yes!!! I would love some hot, flat Shasta!!!" I mean C'mon, Who buys regular "shasta'? I mean you can splurge since your being cheap or you poor, to get a flavor one like black cherry, or take the "pinapple" flavor challenge.
You can tell so much about "the soft drnk" experiance when you were raised in the ghetto. You saw your R.C. colas, Store brand sodas, but when my friend gave me Kool-Aid, I thought..."ok...he's not going to college".

One hit wonder Part 2

Oh...Jane child...where art thou? I don't know, but I do think about you a lot. " I don't want to fall in love" was such a good "synth" song. But then like a magician, you did your trick, and POOF, you disappeared.
You had your crazy look going, which caught all of our attention first. Your hairdo was what sold me. It was like you were paying omage to the Romans that fought in the lions den. The Spikey top reminded me of roman guards helmet bristle top. kind of like barley swaying in the breeze. And the long braids represented the whips that beat down the lions, in the lions den. Your signiture look was something that no one could mimic, with out knowing that you did it firts., Your nose/ear ring chain thingy. So cutting edge. You were so the streets of New York, as you Played your keyboard like a bad girl playing a pinball machine at a pizza parlor.
Come back please, do a reality show or something....Geez....

Food letters

Dear Egg Salad Sandwich,
Today I had you on the way to work. I was going to save you for lunch, but I could not. You are, to me, an embarassing thing to eat. You smell and your messy. This morning I stared at you in your plastic zip lock bag, and trying to get myself to chow on you. I opened the bag and got a strong wiff of who you really are, Your just a fancy egg, thats all, lathered in Mayo. I drove with one hand on the wheel and one hand on you covered in plastic. I was not hungry, but hought, I better eat you cause I'm broke and I need to eat. You were there, like a slutty friend. You did the job, but left me with a lot of remourse. I was gorging you down, like a kid thinking the best way to hide his candy, is to eat it all, stuff it all in his mouth.
So, now, My car stinks like a sewer, and I'm having flashbacks of you, like a Vietnam vet. Now the only thing that reflects in my head, is the used baggie left in my car, like dirty bed sheets. That are stained and also stain your memory. I know there are people out there that love you, but I don't.

Sorry.
MP

bad costume #4

I think This one bugs me the most. Talk about putting no effort into it. Maybe he still wanted to remain a "hot guy" and did not put on make-up. Or maybe He thought that make-up of any sort and halloween is for "fags" and "hot fairies".
So he puts on Some crazy contacts and some cobwebs and calls himself a zombie. who are you kidding? You are not a ZOMBIE!!!! I protest this costume! I would have sent him home or punched him in the face and made him more realistic. I mean, C'mon,....they were not even clever enough to call him A "AmberZOMBIE".

bad costume #3

Her name is probably "Pam" not short for Pamella, but just simply Pam. Pam, as in..."Halloween for me, is my night to pass out candy....if I don't eat all the almond joys first".
She is one of those girls that never dresses up, and on halloween tends to show her wild side, Which is putting on her "PAYLES: B.O.G.O" plattform sandles, and calling herself a disco dancer.
I'm sorry Pam...but I don't see disco dancer, I see "almond joy" eater, but not disco dancer.

Bad costume #2

This is a all time safe "fat" girl costume, because any skinny girl would be a sexy witch. Its only fun when you do it right, though. I love how her nose does not match her skin, I think She is a "witch" that should have had better planing. It would have been A prize winning costume if she ahd told everybody that she was going as a witch that got hit by a truck.

Bad costume #1

I know its too early for Halloween, but I think, maybe its a good time to reflect on bad costumes from seasons past. This costume is simply called "Dead girl". There should be rules to halloween, especially at work, when the suggestion, "everyone Must participate" gets costumes like this. She probably thought she was genius to partipate by throwing fake blood on her face and saying "I'm a Dead girl, SHOOT!". Well...Gun shot victim, maybe, Bloody pigeon poop face, Ok, Period face...now were talking.
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I want to kiss you all over PART 1

Ok....I watched this video, and I don't know whats going on. Is it a mail order bride video?

Brought to you by "Ermine"

I've heard this song before, like on Kbig or the Kost. I've always wondered who sang it, and If it was ever worthy of anything. Cliff richards is his name, and making a girl realize that he won't talk to her anymore, is his game. I love the excitement in the air In this video. The fog machines, the neon lights, the stale crowd. This is video is golden.

I look at it and totally see myself singing Karaoke, seriously, this is totally me. I think I have even searched for this song to sing for Karaoke. This video I hate, I love. I think the part that realy sold me was, not his red tie and black shiny outfit, but that this video is brought to you by a ferret named Ermine.

Do me in the BOT

I don't have any complaints about this, I actually love it. Lately I have switched taste from pigs and ghoulies, to Hippos and robots. I came across this Orgasmic treasure, wich I will forever hold close to my heart. "Automatic lover" by Dee D. Jackson. Its about a girl in love with a robot, thats all.

HATE today

I was quickly reminded today Of Mika, and why I hate him. I was thumbing through a shared Itunes library, and The Mika C.D was on there. I thought to myself, Maybe I was being to hard on Mika. Maybe his C.D. is really good, and that I was judging him on one song of his "love Today". I mean I did give Amy winehouse a second shot and she has became a Consecutive C.D. pick of mine.

So...I listened, Skimming through songs...and the verdic ist.....Just as I thought.....I STILL CAN"T STAND HIM! I was right all this time. Why did I second guess myself? I should have stuck to my hate, and watch him fade away like a bad caker sore. I don't know how anyone could listen to his C.D. and say he is so great. I just hate his Pseudo homosexual vibe, his wanna be falsetto voice, and his "child like" music. Crap? yes Pop? Afraid so. I know he is popular in England, and I think He has gone away, like that bad canker sore away from Americas big mouth.
I mean, Have we not learned from Leo sayer and his one hit from the 70's "you make me feel like dancing'? Don't you remember him?..............Thats what I thought...point proven. sad to think that you can google him and read about him, listen to his song and still....you don't remember.

I also remeber my Ex bought that single "love Today". He tried to suprise me. He played it, and started to dance and sing it, like he pictured it in his head and memorized the words. HE thought that would make me find him Irrisistable, and love him forever for being "So cute". But all I saw was a life-size "ALF" like face singing "love today". I wanted to punch him in the stomach and run away, like as if I was 5 and scared of clowns.

Tell it to my humps

Every generation has its Repeat "Celebratie". You have your No doubt as the new Blondie, Your Coldplay as our new U.2. Then you have our new Taylor dane, FERGIE. Yes...have we not noticed? She is simply Taylor with more money and more "soul".
Who let either of them be famouse? Who said it was best if white women with soultry voices be top 40? Why must fergie try to apeal to me, with her "flossy, flossy" talk and expect me to understand her? Taylor Dane made it simple to us. She did not try to apeal to the lingo of the decade. I'm pretty sure Taylor dane would not be as well know if she sang "tell it to my heart, dude".

Everybody get Horny now...

Pictures like this seem to have revived my "gay" spirits, for a while I've been such a negative nelie on everything and anything gay. I Stumbled upon this Autographed pleasure of Tony Danza, and Dirty disco and Dirty thoughts flew through my head. Basically, it knocked some gay sence in me. I'm not one to look at porn or nudie magazines and get struck with thoughts of Bopping the bologna. I mean, I don't waist my time with porn anymore, really, in porno you know what happens in the end, Basiaclly, everyone wins. And porn mags, How can your prop it up and turn the pages, and indulge in the festivities at hand, no pun intendend,
But everything about this picture might turn me into a pervert for a Night...or two.I look at Mr. Danza in this Homo-erotic pose and think "this is kind of hot, no...this is HOT!!!!". How does this picture differ from any other half-naked beef cake picture outthere? Is it because we all know him as a dominant character, the "BOSS"? or does he just remind me of those cute little boys that I would get crushes on in grade school? Many gay uys remeber those kids. Your actual first "gay" Realization. They would come over, and in my sitiuation so go Swimming, and were willing to exchange Sexual favors for a dip in the pool.

I can think and think about it over and over again, but one thing is for sure, this picture looks like a really good peice of Pepporoni pizza. And Pepporoni pizza sounds really good right now.