Spice Girl reunion= Heart burn

Its been a couple years since the "Spice Girls" decided that Sharing the spolight is not they're cup of tea, and departed. I don't even rember when they broke up, but honsestly, I don't think no one cared, Maybe the only one who cared was some shoe company that just put in an order for 50 thousand pairs of british flag plattform sneakers, did give a shit.
So now its 2007,and With a few failed attempts as solo artist, and Posh getting all the attention and the tanning creams, the "Spice Girls" decide to reunite for one more dose of Girl power.
I mean...I'm kind of excited to see what they'll do. Like what will be they're hook. Will Posh spice even open her mouth? Or will she just pose there like a skinny, Squeezed orange,with that expression on her face. You know that that stupid expression, That one that your mom would give you, when you were doing something bad. Where her eyes get all huge, and her stare is so peircing, you know what her eyes are saying.
I think they should not get back together, they should just keep on doing what they're doing. I mean I don't miss the spice girls. But when I do miss them, I just go to the local 99 cent store, and in the toy section, next to the mexican Barbie, you have all the spice girls figurines you can have, for 99 cents, and thats enough "spice" in my life.