Tell it to my humps

Every generation has its Repeat "Celebratie". You have your No doubt as the new Blondie, Your Coldplay as our new U.2. Then you have our new Taylor dane, FERGIE. Yes...have we not noticed? She is simply Taylor with more money and more "soul".
Who let either of them be famouse? Who said it was best if white women with soultry voices be top 40? Why must fergie try to apeal to me, with her "flossy, flossy" talk and expect me to understand her? Taylor Dane made it simple to us. She did not try to apeal to the lingo of the decade. I'm pretty sure Taylor dane would not be as well know if she sang "tell it to my heart, dude".