John Travolta is gay, and his son is ugly. Let's take a look at people and things I think Lil' Johnny ( I don't know if thats his real name, but its the name I'm giving to him) looks like:
BAT BOY
Butch Patrick
Rosane Rosana danna
nosferatu
The Goddess Bunny
And finally.....This thing......
Anyone who has known me for along time, has felt my hate for Betty Boop. I was deciding on never doing a blog about my most hated nemesis, but I have writers block, and I figure "venting" about this hooker, wil get my hate back. I can't stand how she is what America hates. She dresses like a slut, men chaising her left and right, basically a cartoon Paris Hilton. If we can hate Paris Hilton, why can't we ban Betty?. but America embraces her with open arms, or "boop's" with her. 
We all know her. She is a friend of a friend. The on that comes along and wants to do nothing but get drunk and high. She is the one that you can't find at the end of the night, and your her only ride home. She is the one that invites her equaly disturbing friends along, with out your permision. She is also the one that comes up to you at the end of the club, with lipstick on her teeth, one shoe in her hand, asks you to give her a ride home. You refuse, because your smart, and as you drive off, you see her hitchhiking on Sunset at 3:30 in the morning.
What matches with red?....Red of course, silly. I'm determand that this is a Human sprite, from Rainbow Bright.
There was something creepy about Lana, AKA "Lanahead", on Three's Company. Ann Wedgworth's character was thought to add some, spice, or should I say some "Horny" to the set of the show. Watching her character grope Jack and act like she was about to Orgasm every Freak'n 5 seconds, made me feel so awkward. When there was a knock at the door and it was Lana asking for a cup of sugar, you knew the perversion was about to start. All the scenes she was in was like watching your friends dog try to hump everything in site, and then come to you with his lipstick still full charged and ready to go, and you were scared to pet him.
I know I have a couple years befor I start to look and feel like this at any show I go to. But I know, and I accept, that, me trying to prove to anyone, that I'm still in the know, will expire. What about those people that just don't get it? (like my ex)? I saw this picture, and I thought, Why is this man wearing a shirt of "The sounds"? Does he even know who they are? Probably not, he probably just liked the graphic. This is how my ex's going to be....old, and still dressing like an awkward teenager, that does not match, and will discover things too late. It's sad enough that he has a myspace page, and started it at the age 35. who does that?
Ohhhh...Arbys....I'll be the first person to stand up and speak on your behalf. I know you are viewed as the worst place to eat, but you treat me soooo good. Sometimes, I do get so hungry, I would eat arbys. Well...sometimes you get so depressed, you would eat Arbys, well, at least I did. This Happened to me about a month and half ago. I had just gotten out of my realtinship and was lost. I would drive around aimlesly, and felt, like I was going knowhere in my life. I thought that one day, it would be a great cheer up if I indulged in an "Arbys" roast beef sandwich, culrley fries, and the magic mixture of Horsey sauce and Arbys House sauce, wich is basically ketchup, proabably made from old tomatoes. 
You can sometimes look at a kid, and without him saying a word, your know the kid is going to be a flamming queen, when he grows up. One of those kids were Danny Pintauro. He was such a fag. Everytime I watched "Who's the Boss?" I would wonder, "Is that how people look at me?". 
From what I've heard, is that Danny is out of the "broom" closet, and posted some sex add on some gay website. I have to admit, that In some Horny,single gay guy way, I'd do him. I think I would love to Say "So....DANNY! WHO"S THE BOSS,NOW?", as I cum on his face.
The show is deigned with nothing but critique and harsh conditions, that would not make me want to be a model. It seems when these girls do nothing but wrong poses, they are looked at as "Ugly Bitches" by an Ugly bitch himself, Mrs. J. Theese poor, clueless girls get placed in the worst of conditions, and are expected to Strike a pose. Thats not fair, the worst condition Tyra has been introduced to was wearing 5 lb's of feathers in A Victoria Secrets fashion show.
Tyra will come up with a stupid "challenges. like put these girls that can't swim, in a fish tank full of pirhanas. Then she tell's them that modeling is all about facing your fears, because the fashion industry is so harsh, the buisness is right up there with Piranhas. Kudos to you Tyra, Thanks for selling the fashion industry as a fun place to work.
After veiwing the photos, Tyra throws in he two cents, when Know one even asked for a penny. Tyra, just to prove her point of being a "top Model", would jump in a kiddie pool full of gold fish, Comparing it to a fish tank full of Pirhanas.and tells the girls "You need more HUMPH.....and a lot's Less HUMPH, like this", she'll do a stupid looking face.
I love to hate this show because its not even about modeling, it's about helping girls realize that "Ty-Ty baby" Is a goddess and they are not. Another thing to tune in for is the massive weight gain tyra has adapted. Who are you trying to kid, Tyra? We knew you would get fat, you bring your mom along for every freak'n talk show. She is your Ed Mcman. HIIII-YOOOOO. When ever you get bored and your watching the show, If your lucky, maybe Tyra will be wearing a tank top. Take a look at her pits. you will soon get a glimps of a set of Americas next tip baby vagina armpits.
There was something about this child actress, Hallie Eisenberg, that was kind of in a demonic nature. I use to get scared when these pepsi commercials would come on and she would be in them. I always thought she was so annoying looking, kind of like when someone has something on there face, and you don't want to tell them cause your embarassed to tell them. You just get affixed on it and you hope it falls off or something. But in Hallies case, pray for the commercial to end. I always thought she looked like a possum with a bad Olgavie home perm. 
So...where is she now? and how old is she now? Is she gonna be on Greys Anatomy as a guest nurse, so tabloids can write articles titled "ALL GROWN UP". But now look at what we have here:
Its Hallie, all grown up, but looks the same, scary. This picture made me feel funny, kind of gross. Why is she wearing short-shorts? This picture came as an added plus when I googled her name, and frankly, stumbling on to this picture was like getting all excited when you were young, to look at your dads prorno stash. When your dad leaves, you go and you look for the best one, but in the mix, you find naked pictures of your mom.
Lately I've been Obsessed with the movies "ghoulies". I have not watched that movie since 1985, I won't rent it, but I'm lucky to catch it on T.V. on a Sunday. Its not the story that attracts me, Its the fact that it is one of the worst horror movies ever made. 
Imagine if you would, the greatest homage to 80's fun in a bad 80's movie. I would have added a Montage of ghoullies, just "kicking back" but causing havoc at the same time. Here are some scenes that I came up with, that still probably would have ended up on the cutting room floor:
Imagine all this set to "The heat is on" by Glenn Frey, in a 2 minute montage of Ghoulie fun:
CLIP 1: We flash to the ghoulies poolside, with "risky Buisness" sunglasses on and laying on a lounge chair. The smart one
turns to the stupid one, and ask's him to put lotion on him, in ghoulie talk
"OJFHSDJFHJ GHDGJHJS khJHJHJSDNKJKNfhjhfgjdhj"
but the stupid one eats it, and his mouth catches on fire,and the all the ghoulies laugh.
CLIP 2: We flash to a clothing store, and for some reason the head Ghoulie finds jeans his size( its the 80's anything goes)..posses in the mirror and Says in Ghoulie talk:
"DSHGHJDFGHJG HSJHDJHJ JHJSHDJHSJK HJKDHSJKDHJK"
In in subtitle, it says "does these jeans make my butt look big?"
CLIP3: Were in the same shop, and one ghoulie has a wig on, and he is facing the rack, and employee comes up to it and asks him:
"Do you need any help finding anything, Miss"
And then the ghoulie turns around, and sighs and moans in a ghoulie way, with the look of love in his eyes, and the employee freaks out.
AHHHHHH...ghoulie........This time I love something, on this blogg....
If you have ever been to a wedding, usually the not so hip, D.J would play this song. It would play between Cool and the gang's "Celebration" and that annoying Jive bunny song (you know wich one i'm talking about). O.M.C had a hit with their Tropical island song "How Bizzare". Sung by a group of somoans, especially the lead singer who was the equivelent to a guido in the Somoan community. I hate this song everytime it comes on. But...I some times catch myself singing along. Just to annoy myself and to make fun of it. So....If you want to know the rest?....HEY! buy the rights.....HOW BIZZARE!
Was I the only one that thought Tina Yothers was an ugly girl? She was such an awkward looking person growing up. She was not made for the 80's. Maybe now, her as a teen, that would work, but God fucked up, with that. She looked like a human Cabbage Patch doll. Bulbous features, thats raspy, voice. She was an amazon woman,Thick all over. Its sad really, How the only blonde with Brunette sibllings, is the ugly duckling.
Have you ever been invited to be part of the "Role-playing" experience? I Would tell you that I can't believe I did, but it did happen to me. Stupid shit like that always happens to me. My neighbor is a 35 year old Dungeons and Dragons fan, He would do the routine Role-playing every friday night. He was a high Warlock or something stupid like that. Being the lonely, curtious neighbor he is, he thought that along with fashion design, Dungeons and Dragons go along with fashion, just like peanut butter and jelly. Being asked by him was almost surreal. Kind of like those " I never thought it would happen to me" stories. 
Ok....I'll make this quick so we can get to the fun part. "The Torkelsons" as in PUKE. A short lived show about a southern family, single mom raising ugly kids, and the token cute girl, who never was.
Remember when Natalie Lost her Virginity on the "Facts Of Life"?.....Yeah...me neither. I think I stopped watching it when they started to bring characters in like "Pippa". But apparently, Natalies character lost her virginity to her long time Boyfriend "Snake". We never saw him, just heard about this rebellious older guy, taking advantage of the awkward teen who's only comfort was being a wise ass and food.
Its emabarassing to have someone come on to this blog and the first picture they see is Mark McGrath. Yeah, but I think the name of this Blogger, can Justify it. I hate Mark Mcgrath just for being alive. 
Like many people out there, I'm aware of your show "Extreme Make overs: Home Edition". I have to admit that the few times I've watched it, I did tear up at the end of the show. How can you not feel sorry for that family of 20, that live in a 1 bedroom house, with no toilets, and they all have disabilities?
My ex boyfriend loved to shop at Kohls, well, untill he met me atleast. But a few times he went on shopping sprees there. I tagged along once or twice, because I gave him the bennifit of the doubt, that He can find his size there. I understand shopping sprees, but not at Kohls. I'm sorry, but I don't understand why a grown man of 35 would shop there, especialy in the young mens section. I don't know, but I don't need a Tony Hawk striped polo with a skull on it. 
grimace |ˈgriməs; griˈmās| noun an ugly, twisted expression on a person's face, typically expressing disgust, pain, or wry amusement : 
If your gonna write a sitcom, you Know that you have a Laurel to your Hardy, a cagney to your lacey,and a Kimmy to your D.J. "Full House" was one of those shows that were so Sweet, that it made your stomach hurt, like when you see a child with a disability. if you were watching it, you were probably home, on a Friday night, and feeling pathetic because you were home watching this crap. I have to admit that I did get Mesmorized by the Olsen twins, but I really tuned into see Kimmy Gibler. We are or know someone who is her completely. Thats why sitcoms are gold, because we can relate in some weird way to the characters. She was not pretty at all, I look back at her now and think "she looks like as fucked up as Hilary Swank, all face and over bite, minus the oscars. In my head, I had predicted the future of Kimmy, I think we all did. There are two things I had Invisoned for Kimmie for the later years. 