Lately I've been Obsessed with the movies "ghoulies". I have not watched that movie since 1985, I won't rent it, but I'm lucky to catch it on T.V. on a Sunday. Its not the story that attracts me, Its the fact that it is one of the worst horror movies ever made. The word "ghoulie" is so wonderful. Don't you love that word? "Ghoulie"? I think the person who wrote the screenplay was so genius. I always thought that it could have had a 80's flare.
Imagine if you would, the greatest homage to 80's fun in a bad 80's movie. I would have added a Montage of ghoullies, just "kicking back" but causing havoc at the same time. Here are some scenes that I came up with, that still probably would have ended up on the cutting room floor:
Imagine all this set to "The heat is on" by Glenn Frey, in a 2 minute montage of Ghoulie fun:
CLIP 1: We flash to the ghoulies poolside, with "risky Buisness" sunglasses on and laying on a lounge chair. The smart one
turns to the stupid one, and ask's him to put lotion on him, in ghoulie talk
"OJFHSDJFHJ GHDGJHJS khJHJHJSDNKJKNfhjhfgjdhj"
but the stupid one eats it, and his mouth catches on fire,and the all the ghoulies laugh.
CLIP 2: We flash to a clothing store, and for some reason the head Ghoulie finds jeans his size( its the 80's anything goes)..posses in the mirror and Says in Ghoulie talk:
"DSHGHJDFGHJG HSJHDJHJ JHJSHDJHSJK HJKDHSJKDHJK"
In in subtitle, it says "does these jeans make my butt look big?"
CLIP3: Were in the same shop, and one ghoulie has a wig on, and he is facing the rack, and employee comes up to it and asks him:
"Do you need any help finding anything, Miss"
And then the ghoulie turns around, and sighs and moans in a ghoulie way, with the look of love in his eyes, and the employee freaks out.
AHHHHHH...ghoulie........This time I love something, on this blogg....