Like many people out there, I'm aware of your show "Extreme Make overs: Home Edition". I have to admit that the few times I've watched it, I did tear up at the end of the show. How can you not feel sorry for that family of 20, that live in a 1 bedroom house, with no toilets, and they all have disabilities?So the show starts off wth a discussion of how pathetic and poor the family is, and discussing how Timmy loves race cars, but he has no arms, so lets give him a tire for a bed. Your team drives up in your air conditioned winnibego, Wakes up the neighbors with your scratchy, peppermint patty voice, invades their home at the buttcrack of dawn and sends the family all to Florida, to meet the Mouse, and burn in the hot sun. Then, with no time waisted, you demolish their shack, with the help of the neighborhood. Your team soon creates a house suited with the weirdest gadgets and tools to help this family. The sad part of it is you leave them stuck with the bill, months down the line to pay for the electric bill. But hey....you did your part...Right? Good Samaritans always win!
So...My question is Mr. Pennington, Are you gay? I've always wondered. I Don't find you sexy or someone I would have sex with if I was bored and lonely at a party. I was just wondering, and too lazy to read up on you. I think I want your sexuality to always reamain a Mystery to me. Like the Bermuda triangle or Who shot J.R.?
I think I get Irritated that I can't figure you out, Or if you are gonna come out. Yep...out of that closet, your probably decorated thanks to Sears. Heck, If I lived in a plush, pimped out closet, I would stay in there as long as I can. I think its like a sick addiction, trying to get an answer, when in the end its like who cares?
Its like the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg? we all have our take on it. Granted, you look like a freshly hatched chicken, with your golden highlights, your so-so body, your sears wardrobe, and your ability to think that being such a sweet guy, is totaly Uber hot. I know you play the "modest" card allot, and I apreciate it, I really do apreciate any ounce of modesty in anybody. But, sometimes your trying to sell ice to this Eskimo.