TRYA MAIL!!!!!!


I love how Tyra views herself as the "Pope" of anything to do with modeling. She has made herself a legend in her own big, Alien, shaped head. I used to love Americas next top model, I watched it religiously ,but Not so much anymore. I used to tune in to see her gloat when she upstages these poor, hopeless .girls who are not models. A good majority of the girls that enter this contest are young, teen moms who have the metabolism that everyone want. Maybe this show should be called "Americas next top Metabolism".
Allot of these girls have never been in front of a professional photographer befor. They are expected to turn into cinderella in front of Trya and the panel of, not-so famous judges, with one photo. Tyra gives direction and expects gold to come out of their assholes. Poor Tyra, she is such a know-it-all.


The show is deigned with nothing but critique and harsh conditions, that would not make me want to be a model. It seems when these girls do nothing but wrong poses, they are looked at as "Ugly Bitches" by an Ugly bitch himself, Mrs. J. Theese poor, clueless girls get placed in the worst of conditions, and are expected to Strike a pose. Thats not fair, the worst condition Tyra has been introduced to was wearing 5 lb's of feathers in A Victoria Secrets fashion show.
Tyra will come up with a stupid "challenges. like put these girls that can't swim, in a fish tank full of pirhanas. Then she tell's them that modeling is all about facing your fears, because the fashion industry is so harsh, the buisness is right up there with Piranhas. Kudos to you Tyra, Thanks for selling the fashion industry as a fun place to work.
After veiwing the photos, Tyra throws in he two cents, when Know one even asked for a penny. Tyra, just to prove her point of being a "top Model", would jump in a kiddie pool full of gold fish, Comparing it to a fish tank full of Pirhanas.and tells the girls "You need more HUMPH.....and a lot's Less HUMPH, like this", she'll do a stupid looking face.
I love to hate this show because its not even about modeling, it's about helping girls realize that "Ty-Ty baby" Is a goddess and they are not. Another thing to tune in for is the massive weight gain tyra has adapted. Who are you trying to kid, Tyra? We knew you would get fat, you bring your mom along for every freak'n talk show. She is your Ed Mcman. HIIII-YOOOOO. When ever you get bored and your watching the show, If your lucky, maybe Tyra will be wearing a tank top. Take a look at her pits. you will soon get a glimps of a set of Americas next tip baby vagina armpits.